Another Week Without Twitter

Day 13

I just had a serious Marilyn Monroe moment getting out of my car. What is the deal with this wind?

I kind of sound like Lauren Conrad. SXSW will do that to a person.

Defensive driving is SO FING BORING!

Day 14


SAD! So sad. RIP Elizabeth.



I am not sure how I feel about this girl as Wonder Woman


It's so fing hot outside!

Damn Hugh Hefner's fiance is banging Dr. Phil's son!

I'm really liking Brooklyn Decker's new haircut. I kind of want it!



How do all these famous hos constantly get men!?!? I'm so jealous. They break up with a man and then get a new one two seconds later.

Day 15
The level of snarky comments that I experience at my job about Obama can be annoying. I'm quite proud of myself for keeping my mouth shut!

I look very cute today!

OMG just saw the most intense FUPA and the girl's fly was open. SO BAD

Having the worst allergy attack ever!

This kid has turned his Ray Bans into regular glasses. That's so fantastic!

Day 16
Sleepy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And full of allergies!

The level of boredom I'm experiencing is reaching epic proportions. I so wish I could be on Facebook or Twitter right now. I actually just wish I could do anything but sit here being bored at work. I wouldn't mind reading a book!

Day 17
This guy keeps talking about how big his pregnant wife is and its bugging me.

I need to find another race to run

I get stared at a lot. More than most people I think.

Why is an 8 yr olds birthday party at the nail salon?

I also hate kids.

This 8 yr old is having an orgasmic experience with her pedicure.

When did 8 yr olds start talking like adults

Day 18
Drama at fucking 3 am is kind of unacceptable.

I cannot believe they've killed Jeremy on army wives!!!!!

Day 20

Mimosas in the morning are a lovely way to start my day!

I'm shocked I had nothing I wanted to tweet yesterday. Perhaps lent is helping my addiction!

Why is K Fed having his 5th child with his 3rd baby mama!?!?!? WHY! That is just ridiculous.

Day 21
Why the hell is it so cold outside?!! Saturday I was half naked and today I'm in a sweater. Damn you TX!

Bravo is doing a reality dating show in Dallas with dallas high society peeps. Should be interesting.

I've just listened to a woman talk about how her niece is bad and needs to go to ROTC after school etc... for a good 10 minutes. She was right outside my office. I hate that! HATE!

Letting your kids run around and act a fool makes you a horrible parent. I'm just saying.

This is less a tweet than an observation but I'm so incredibly bored right now and it's taking everything I have not to log into Facebook!!!!! I also need to Facebook lurk this new boy I'd like to talk to and I can't!!! Is it Easter yet?!?!?!?!?!

Day 22
3/4 a tank of a gas was 41 dollars! I have a damn car. UNACCEPTABLE!!!

I really hate being looked at. Actually, I really hate being looked at by creepy guys.

FINALLY finished defensive driving! Oh happy day!

What the fuck is wrong with Grey's Anatomy!!

I can't handle the singing

This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

Worst thing ever!! I'm blogging this as I watch since I can't be on twitter. I'd like to ask shonda rhimes what she was thinking!

running on sunshine was a good number


Nooooo not MARK!!! Don't sing!!

Day 23
Is it Easter yet?

Remember when April Fools Day was fun? Oh how I long for those simpler times.

My coworkers and I are having entirely too much fun at work!

How are you gonna honk at someone when YOU are the one driving in two lanes?!!! This ho is lucky we work together or she would have been cussed out.

It's so fing lovely outside!