If I never hear the name Kate Middleton again it will be too soon! I am so freaking sick of hearing about this "royal wedding". We live in America and there are other things we should be focusing on (like I don't know birth certificate nonsense, gas prices, the economy, catastrophic destruction from tornadoes) and yet the American media is SHOVING this damn wedding down my throat! I honestly can't take it anymore and I'm so happy this shit is almost over. If I never hear the name Kate Middleton again it will be too soon. So since I'm at the breaking point and the wedding still hasn't happened yet I have no other choice but to focus my ranting into a blog post! So I present my reasons for being over this damn wedding.
1. The royals have no power!- OK, here's the thing the title of king and queen in England means nothing. It's a figurehead position and means nothing at all. I guess England likes having the royals around and that's fine and all but I honestly don't give a damn! This is not really something that I consider important enough to be on EVERY SINGLE NEWS CHANNEL. It's basically a celebrity wedding. We wouldn't tolerate this much coverage of a celebrity wedding and yet we're devoting it to this wedding. It makes absolutely no sense.
2. THERE IS SOME SERIOUS SH*T HAPPENING WE SHOULD FOCUS ON!!- I'm not saying that when something bad happens all types of media besides news should stop BUT I am saying we shouldn't be devoting this much attention to this damn wedding. This morning Good Morning America spent a large part of their show on the wedding coverage and some engagement photos of Will & Kate. Ummmmm how about we talk about the devastating tornadoes that hit yesterday? I mean I just find this coverage to be ridiculous. TLC dedicated an entire week of programming to the damn thing and that's preposterous (and yes I used that dramatic of a word!)!
3. Kate Middleton is no Diana- I don't mean this in a bad way it's just this isn't the same day and age of Charles & Diana and so the coverage just doesn't work. When Diana became a princess times were different and I think it's cute to think of all those people waking up at 4 am to watch her get married. I find it very hard to imagine people doing that now with Kate and Will. Furthermore, from everything I've read, seen, and been forced to hear about Kate and Will they don't seem to want any of this attention. They seem so completely different than the rest of the royals. They live far away, don't have a staff, and seem to be like two normal people. Yet, the media won't stop shoving them down my throats. I mean why are they on US magazine covers? Why are they on the news every 10 minutes? It's just silly.
4. The asinine details!- One of my favorite people ever, a lovely fellow named Justin, has tweeted almost every morning about how the local news tells him the weather in England. This is what I'm talking about! WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WEATHER IN ENGLAND!! The weather in England means nothing to me! Also, I'm sure to the people in Alabama the weather in England is a slap in the damn face! Today I was forced to watch (I was in the gym) the news go over a bunch of pictures of Will & Kate and listen to their discussion of how much William looks like Diana. WHO THE HELL CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When they aren't discussing that nonsense it's all about the bridesmaids dresses, the wedding dress, what the guests will be wearing, if they will have a kiss in the ceremony, if Will shall wear a ring etc... NONSENSE!!!! I saw a great twitter quote that sums up my feelings about this "unless Kate is wearing McQueen I don't give a damn about her dress!" YES!!!! The media has basically turned Kate Middleton into a bridezilla and it's not even her fault!
5. Of all the young royals to care about William is probably at the bottom of my list! Please see some of the lovely royals of Monaco and Sweden below. Sexy, stylish, young, entertaining royals! Not stuffy and boring like William! If we are going to spend all our time reporting on European royalty I think we need to spread the love around! And I also think we need to report on the hot ones! I mean it's a shallow subject so we might as well go with that.
6. It's not like Will shall ever be King anyway!- I am CONVINCED that Queen Elizabeth shall never die. No really. You can't tell me otherwise.
In short, I'm over it. OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IT! I just need this nonsense to be over. So I'm going to suck it up and quietly count down the minutes until 4 am when this nonsense begins and ends. And once this is over, I'll add Kate Middleton to the list of names I never want to hear again; right behind Lebron James and before Cam Newton! :D
The only princess I'll ever care about!
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