Monday, July 25, 2011

Things I Wish More People Knew

1. How to pronounce the word prerequisite
2. The difference between registering and applying to college
3. How to form a gramatically correct sentence
4. That reading is FUNdamental
5. That grabbing someone's pen without asking is INCREDIBLY RUDE!
6. That True Blood is based on books and these books are way better than the show.
7. That Google+ isn't Facebook.
8. That not everything needs to be a trending topic on Twitter.
9. That while we do love you, your friends don't really care if your kid took a crap today, so please keep that out of your Facebook statuses.
10. That taking pictures of EVERY SINGLE MEAL you cook and/or eat and posting them online is weird.
11. That acryllic nails are tacky.
12. That Dance Moms and BIG Rich Texas are two shows you need to be watching.
13. That not everyone is out to get you. In fact, most people couldn't care less about you.
14. That the proper term is "couldn't care less", not "could care less".
15. That "libary" isn't a word.

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