Perfect man

So I've traveled from Romanticland into Bitterville and I must say I've missed it here! I don't know why I'm so bitter all of a sudden but it's usually best to just accept it and ride it out. I usually get over it in a few months/years! Anyway, this most recent journey into Bitterville is because I am genuinely pissed off that I don't have the man of my dreams by now! So to help the universe out and to send the message to my friends I've decided to create him for you! Friends, should you find this person you need to send him my way immediately!!! Universe, I've been waiting patiently for 26 years and I think it's time for you to get on that.







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He needs to dress like Chuck Bass meets Johannes Huebl, meaning, that perfect NY style. Sorry boys, I'm over the jeans and t-shirts, sneakers, jerseys, etc... I'm 26 and the boys I'm dating are around that age or older. It's time to step your game up.







Personality of Ryan Gosling! OK, I know I don't know him but based off interviews from his cast mates and things I've read he seems adorable. Super chill, laid back, kind, and humble. He's also super hot! That doesn't hurt either!







Dances and sings like JT! I love boys that can sing/play an instrument. I just really like the idea of someone writing me a song! I also love a man that can dance. I seriously think that if a man dances well then he does other things well, if you know what I'm saying... haha







Someone to ravish me like Eric Northman! I'm bossy, demanding, spoiled, and an old child AND grandchild. I get what I want 99.9% of the time and while that's great I sometimes need a dude who can take charge. Every once in a while it's nice to have someone take the lead. I think that's why I'm so drawn to the 1950s type of man.







Swag (sigh I hate that word but it fits this scenario) like Don Draper! Here's what I love about Don Draper, even with his hos (and he has plenty) he's ever the 1950s-60s gentlemen. He's always rocking a suit and treating his ladies right. He also has a lot of that "I don't give a ..." attitude going on. It's dreamy. I mean at this point y'all know I'm trying to be the Betty to someone's Don right?









Height and body of Jason Momoa and Idris Elba. I'm pretty tall and most of my friends are not. I like huge boys because they make me feel dainty! Don't judge me! Haha.











He has the money to keep me in the lifestyle I've become accustomed to! Well, the lifestyle I'd like to become accustomed to! Haha.









Lastly, if we get married I get to go by Princess Brittany! :D





So there you have it friends, the list of my perfect dude! I'm going to need you all to get together and make this happen for me! Please make sure if he does not have all of these qualities he at least has some good ones. For instance, the swag of don draper and the money to get me Louboutins and Chanel will work just fine! ;)