"She Could Benefit From A Good Punch In the Face"

So while watching Jersey Shore last Thursday I made the statement on Twitter that I thought Sammi could benefit from being punched in the face. This weekend my friend mentioned I should do a post compiled of celebrities that could benefit from such treatment. I mean they have all this money and all this fame and they take it for granted, complain about it, or generally just act like fools.




The biggest hypocrite that ever lived.



Reason why she's on the list. 1. She whines ALL DAY LONG about nonsense. 2. She chose a boy over her girl friends. 3. She's generally just an annoying person.



Because as my friend Paul put it "I think she needs to understand the way she treats people" HAHA!



1. Just because you lose weight doesn't make you a fashion authority! 2. My roommate voted for her because she doesn't like that she always talks shit about Christina Aguilera.



OK, I could rant for days about this "C U Next Tuesday" (as Charlotte York would say). 1. She's so ANNOYING. 2. She complains all day about the fans of the series that MADE HER FAMOUS. 3. She's so ungrateful. 4. She appears to not take regular showers. 5. She's completely unpleasant. 6. She complains all day long about being famous and YET she won't stop making movies!!!



Perhaps this would help him get his shit together.



Jenn, because you can't "punish" your man with no sex for a year then get mad that he cheats on you. Evelyn-She's a messy ass bitch and annoying as hell. Susie, she's a scary ass bitch and needs some balls!



Jesse James is a racist, cheating, scumbag. And anyone that would willingly marry him knowing all that is an idiot. They deserve each other.



Maybe not a punch in the face but a good backhanded slap! She's just annoying sometimes. Reason #1 she takes pictures like this to post on Twitter. I need her to sit her ass down somewhere and take a break from media whoring for a couple months.



She's another one that could benefit from a good slap. I don't think a punch is necessary but a slap would do her good.




PUFFY IS POISON!!! Enough said.




FAME WHORES!!!!! They're so annoying and while they made The Hills a bit entertaining they kind of made it wack towards the end.



She allegedly was smoking while pregnant. She thinks she can sing. She's annoying as hell. She THINKS SHE CAN SING. That was worth mentioning twice.



Specifically when she's yodeling about being "the only girl in the world!" I can't stand it!



My roommate wanted me to add him because she hates him. She thinks he's ridiculously ignorant and always acting a fool. I am inclined to agree.



Because they're idiots and ruined what was a cute, fun, adorable show! At first I thought it was all Kate but then Jon's true colors came out and now they both deserve a good punch.



He invented Ed Hardy. Enough said.


While there are probably tons of other celebrities that could benefit from a good punch or a swift kick in the ass that is my main list of them. Now let us move on to some celebrities that could benefit from a little STFU action. You know, the kind you just want to go away for a couple of months so you can have a chance to miss them and want them to come back. Also, some that could benefit from going away and coming back a bit more, shall we say, rested and possibly thinner.






I LOVE Taylor, I really do, but I'm so sick of her whining about men and falling head over heels in love with all these older men then being depressed when they break up. I think she needs to take a little time off and reflect. Then come back better than ever! My friend paul wanted her on the punch list but I'd never punch Taylor! haha.